Duck Duck Cougar?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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