Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
did i walk over a car last night?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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