I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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