I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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