In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
