At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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