I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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