Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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