in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
