i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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