so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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