just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sorry about my life...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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