so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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