I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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