If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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