I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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