He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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