There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
