He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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