butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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