Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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