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It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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