just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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