lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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