She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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