Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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