apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I need you to use more vowels.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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