we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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