I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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