He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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