i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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