also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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