It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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