So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Terrible idea I love it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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