Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You work out of a Hotel?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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