He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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