shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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