was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You were trust falling into bushes
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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