Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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