i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize