god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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