And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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