I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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