im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I love having hate sex.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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