so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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