Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
her vagine was all disorganized.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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