I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
NoShamevember. You game?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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