oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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