Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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