She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm at about main and main street
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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