at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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