We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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