we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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