just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Randomize
