But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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