I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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