we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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