I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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