ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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