I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Randomize
