You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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